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Sardar Ne Dekha To Chor Bhaga.
Sardar Bhagta Bhagta Chor Sy B Agay Nikal Gya.
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Sardar: Ek Tay Chori Utto Saday Naal Raisaan…?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 857 views

uncle jab main bari ho jaon gi

1 choti bachi dukandar sy: uncle jab main bari
ho jaon gai to ap muj say shadi karin gay
Dukandar: mazak sy han bachi to ap apni hony
wali wife ko choklate nai 2 gay?

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Homework!

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Sardar School Ma Hans Raha Tha

Sardar School Ma Hans Raha Tha
1 Larka Bola Chup Kar Jao.

Sardar:Q, tM koN hO ?

Larka : Mai Monitor Ho.

Sardar bola:Main CPU hoon... =P ;

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Musafir : Beta thoda pani milega..?

Musafir : Beta thoda pani milega..?

Boy : Agar lassi de du to chalegi.

Musafir : Bahut achha hoga
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boy lassi le aaya,musafir ne 5 pyale lassi peene ke baad pucha : Kua tumhare ghar me koi lassi nhi peeta...?

Boy :Peete to sab h lekin aaj lassi me MENDAK gir gaya tha or usme hi mar gay....
Musafir ne gusse me pyala zameen par de mara....

Boy :Rote hue bola "Mummy inhone pyala tod diya ab hum Billi ko paani kisme pilayenge.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

wife hit her husband

wife hit her husband with frying pan

Husband: What was that for..?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it.

Husband: I took part in a race last week and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!

Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again

Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the phone.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)