1 banda bhagta howa aata hay
1 banda bhagta howa aata hay aur Sardar se kehta hai
bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.
Sardar: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1293 views
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