Pathan: oye teray chotay bhai ki moonchain hen or teri nahi hen?
Aisa kiun?

2nd Pathan: Is main kiun wali kya bat he?
Wo Abu pe gya he or me ammi pe.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1011 views

Smart Wife

A man phones home from the office and tells his wife, "Something has just come up. I have the chance to go fishing for a week. It`s the opportunity of a lifetime.

We leave right away, so can you pack my clothes, my fishing equipment, and especially my blue silk pajamas? I`ll be home in an hour to pick them up." He hurries home, grabs everything and rushes off. A week later he returns.
His wife asks, "Did you have a good trip?" "Oh yes, great! But you forgot to pack my blue silk pajamas." "Oh no I didn`t. I put them in your fishing box."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sab Kehte Hai Dunia Me

Sab Kehte Hai Dunia Me

Maa-Bap Se Badkar Koi
Nhi
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Isliye
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Jaldi Se Shadi Karlo
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Maa-Baap Ban Jao

Rishta Whi,
Soch Nyi.:-P;-):-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

cinema

1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
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Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy
pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
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Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai,
lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pappu Aur Uska Freind Aapas

Pappu Aur Uska Freind Aapas Mein Baatein Kar Rahey They

Pappu: “Oye, Tujhe Pata Hai Kal Meine Ek Ladki Ko Rape Hone Se Bacha Liya”

Dost Hairani Se: “Sachh Mein, Wah Bhai Wah Par Kaise?”
Pappu: “Self Control, Yaar Self Control“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

hum ne 1 aisi cheez bnai hy

Sardar angraiz se:hum ne 1 aisi cheez bnai hy jis se insan dewar k aar paar daikh skta hay.

Angraiz hairan ho krwoh  kya ??

Sardar"MORI"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)