Film Director: Tum ko 200 feet

Film Director: Tum ko 200 feet ki height se swimming pool me jump lagana hai.

Film Actor: Par mere ko tairna nahi aata, mein doob jaunga.

Film Director: Chinta Mat Karo, pool me paani nahi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 633 views
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