molazim hotel manager se: “upar ka mosafir shakayat kar raha tha ke raat barish main chat se is kadar pani tapka ke who sir se paoun tak nahaya gya.” Manager “theek hay ,is ke bill main nahane ke paise bi shamil kar lo.”

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!) / 575 views

Machher Ko Maar Daal

Malik alsi nokar se:- Yahan par itne sare machcher gun-gun kar rahen hai tu unhe maar gira.
Thodi der bad..

Malik:- Abe sale nokar ke bachche maine tujhe machcher marne ko kaha abhi tak tune mare nahi. Woh ab bhi gun-guna kar rahe hai.

Alsi nokar:- Malik machcher toh maine maar diye. Yeh toh unki bibi hai jo vidhva ho kar ro rahi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Marte Marte Bhi Bhala Kar Hi Dala

Ek Baar Santa Galti Se Talaab Mein Gir Gaya,

Dubte Dubte Uske Haath Mein Ek Machli Aa Gayi,

Usse Pakad Kar Bahar Fenka Aur Bola: “Tu Toh Kam Se Kam Apni Jaan Bacha Le“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Complaining about temperature

A customer was bothering the waiter in a
restaurant. First, he asked that the air
conditioning be turned up because he was too hot,
then he asked it be turned down cause he was too
cold, and so on for about half an hour.
Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he
walked back and forth and never once got angry.
So finally, a second customer asked him why he
didn't throw out the pest.
"Oh, I really don't care or mind," said the waiter
with a smile. "We don't even have an air
conditioner."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Kabhi kehte dost humare

Kabhi kehte the dost humare.
Jaan mangoge to jaan bhi hazir hai.
Aaj sale apni biwi ko jaan kehte hai. Aur mangte hai to inkar karte hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan Dozakh Mai

1 Pathan Dozkh Se Nikla
Chupke Se Janat Me Gia
Farishtay Ne Bohat Mara

Pathan:
Oh Bhai Main Janati Ho
Main Dozakh May Gul Khan
Se Naswar Lene Gya Tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)