Log ap ko bura kahe D0NT MIND Pagal kahe gussa na hona

Jahil kahe to b cool rahna

Lekin agar khobsurat kahe to rakh k chamat marna

Q k mazaq ki b 1 had hoti ha.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 787 views

Meri patni mera itna khyaal rakhti

Santa- “Meri patni mera itna khyaal rakhti hai ki
kal mehmaano ke vidaa hone ke baad jab maine
usse kaha ki garam paani ka jaldi praband kare to
usi wakt paani garam kar diya|”
Banta- “Waah! Lekin us samay bechaari ko paani
garam karne ka kasht kyu diya?”
Santa- “Kyuki mai thande paani se bartan
nahi dho sakta tha|”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa: Qutub minar kaha hai?

Santa: Qutub minar kaha hai?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se nikla karo.
Pappu: Shyam Lal kaun hai?
Santa: Pata nahi.
Pappu: Kabhi Ghar pe bhi raha karo.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A Sardar was writing something very slowly.

A Sardar was writing something very slowly.

Friend asked: Why are you writing so slowly?

Sardar: I am writing to my 6 yrs old daughter,
she can not read very fast.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A kid gets zero in a paper

A kid gets zero in a paper

Father angrily asks,

“Wats this?”

Kid : Teacher dint have more stars to give, so she started giving MOONS..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boy : Mein tumhay gallay lga Sakta hoo

Boy : Mein tumhay gallay lga Sakta hoo, withOut touching !
.
Girl : Impossible
.
Boy : Lagi shartt ek “Pepsi” Ki ??
.
Girl : Ok
.
Boy ne zor Se gallay lgaya …
.
Girl : Hey ! You touched me
.
.
.
Boy : han to ro q rahi ho???
laa rha hoo na pepsi..

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)