Boy-"Dear, look into my eyes,
what do you see?
Tell me quickly!"
Girl-"TRUE LOVE"

Boy-"oye!True love wali,
kachara gaya hai, jaldi phunk mar

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 936 views

Have You Heard Of Dead Sea?

Santa: My Father Dug The Suez Canal

Banta: That’s Nothing
Have You Heard Of Dead Sea?

Santa: Yes, I Have

Banta: My Dad Killed It

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

aik foji train main ja raha tha

aik foji train main ja raha tha aur aik police wala samnay baitha tha

police walay nay poocha kay chuti pay ja rahay ho to foji nay kaha haan meri bivi ko bacha hua hai

police walay nay kaha kay kitnay arsay bahad ja rahay ho

foji bola 2 saal bahab

police wala phir to bacha haram ka hua

foji haan main bhee to usko police main bharti kara doon ga

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa ne galti se kisi ka 100 ka

Santa ne galti se kisi ka 100 ka balance ho gya.Phr call kiO yaar mera 100rs wapis kro

Banta:mere pas to 80 aaya hai
Santa: ruk yaar mai 20rs or bhejta hun.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Adiwasi area me 1 teacher ki

Adiwasi area me 1 teacher ki posting ho gayi.

Students se unka pehla question- "Pehle wale teacher kaise the..?"

Adiwasi students ka answer-







"Swadisht"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Confidence and Confidential

Pappu: What''s the difference between Confidence and Confidential?


Santa: yo are my son I''m Confident. your friend is also my son, that''s Confidential.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)