Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko
Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.
Patni:Fir?
Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha?
Santa:Mera BETA..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 749 views
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