Tumhare jevan ma 6 ladkiya ayen ge
Pundit:- Tumhare jevan ma 6 ladkiya ayen ge
Boy:- Wow kya bat hay
Pundit:- Zyada khush hone ki bat nahee
1 ghar wali aur 5 betiyan honge
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