2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls

2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls
Both Girls Took Rakhi & Tied To Their Hands.

1st Guy To Second Guy- What Will We Do Now?
2nd Guy-U Marry My Sis, I Will Marry Ur Sis

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 517 views
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