Bacha-Mis Mai apko kesa lgta hu
M:so sweet

B:To mai apne mumy-papa ko apk ghr kb beju
M-vo Q

B-taki vo hmari bat age chlaye
M-ye kya bkwas h

B-tution k liye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 882 views

Jaanu Hisab Barabar

Marta Hua Pati Apni Patni Ko Bola

Pati: “Almari Se Tera Gold Set Maine Chori Kiya Tha”
Patni Rote Hue Boli: “Koi Baat Nai Ji”

Pati: “Tere Bhai Ne Tujhe Amanat Di Thi 1 Lakh Wo Bhi Mene Hi Ghayab Kiye”

Patni: “Mene Aapko Maaf Kiya”
Pati: “Teri Kameti Ke Paise Bhi Mene Hi Chori Kiye The”

Patni: “Koi Baat Nahi Ji, Aapko Zehar Bhi Mene Hi Diya Hai, Hisab Barabar“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

3 Charsi Rikshay Main Bethay

3 Charsi Rikshay Main Bethay.
Rikshay Walay Nay Riksha Start Kar K Band Kar Dya
Our Bola: Lo Sahab, Pohanch Gaye.
1 Nay Thanks Bola,
Doosray Nay Paisay Dye,
Our Teesray Nay Driver Ko Thapar Mara.
Driver Samjha Is Ko Pata Chal Gaya.
Laikin 3rd Bola:
Salay Aaj Tou Marwa Hi Deta,
Kitni Taiz Chlata Ha…. :D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Green Pink Yellow

Interviewer:
Can U Make A Sentence
Using Green, Pink And Yellow.

Sardar : Why Not Ji
My Phone Rings …
GREEN GREEN ,
I PINK Up The Phone And Say YELLOW

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar bar me ro raha tha

Sardar bar me ro raha tha. Bartender: Kyo ro
rahe ho?
Sardar: Aur kya karu??
Jis ladki ko bhulana chahta hun uska naam hi yaad
nahi aata.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Are U Bandr

U r BANDR!
.
.
.Bandr means

B=beautiful
A=atractive
N=naughty
D=Decent
A=adorable
R=romantc

Hon vekh kida khush pia onda a Bandr na hovey te!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)