Bacha:Daddy Aaj Kal ki Aurto Par Yaqeen Nai Krna Chahiye
Baap:Q

Bacha:Kal Techr Keh Rahi Thi 3 or 3 6 Hote He
Or Aaj Bolti he 4 or 2
6 Hote He

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 977 views

Aussie Love Story

Dazza is driving over the Sydney Harbour Bridge one day, when He

sees His Girlfriend Shazza about to throw herself off.

Dazza slams on the brakes and yells, "Shazza what in the Blazes d'ya think ya doin'?"

Shazza turns around with a tear in her eye and says,

"G'Day, Dazza.

You got me pregnant, so now I'm gunna kill meself".

Dazza gets a lump in his throat when he hears this.

"Shazza", he says "Fair dinkum love, not only are ya a top root, but

you're a real sport too!"

and drives off

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Agar Facebook Pakistan Mein hota

Agar Facebook Pakistan Mein Ejaad Hota to?

Like: Lush

Comment: Jhuti Tareef.

Unlike: Ponka

Single: Akeli hai, Patalo isay

In a Relationship with Asim: Asim k Saath Full time Chakkar

Home: Apna Adda

Add as Friend: Yaar Banao aur Chakkar Chalao

Remove Friend: Isko Chor, New Pata

Friendlist: Apnay Jigri Yaar

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Cousion ki Shadi

BOSS:15 din ki chuti q chahiye?

pathan:cousin ki shadi he.

boss:cousin ki shadi me15 din chuti q?

pathan:cousin ki shadi mujse ho rahi he . . . .

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Ye Bacha tmara kia lagta hy?

Sardar:Ye Bacha tmara kia lagta hy?
Pathan:Ye Hamara dooor ka saga bhai hy.

Srdar: Dooor ka saga bhai?
me smjha nai?

Pathan: Is k or mere drmiyan
13 Behen Bhai hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

DiFFernCe

Techr-USNe KHuD KHuSHi KarLi.

uSSe KHuD KHuSHi KarNi PaDi

DiFFernCe BaTao?

GOLU-PeHLe WaLa PaDha LiKHa BeRoZGar Tha.

Doosra shadi Shuda Tha..

by Asim Raza (few years ago!)