Fast Food
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Suddenly A Deer Passed Very Fast.
Tigress Could Not Make Out
.& Asked,”What Was That?”
Tiger Smiled & Said,
“FAST FOOD”… ;-> =P
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 851 views
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