Ek Wakeel K Betay Ko uski maan Ne Thapharr Mara.

Beta Baap K Pas Gya Aur Kaha Ammi Ne Mujhe bilaWaja Maara hai.

Baap Ne Usay ek aur Thapharr maara aur Kaha: Wakeel K Bete HoKar Tumhen Itna B nahi Pata K SupremeCourt K khilaaf Appeal HighCourt mai nahe Hoti.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 904 views

Ek admi kay pass two parrots

Ek admi kay pass two parrots hotay hain.ek parrot ahr waqt sajday main rahta hai aur dosera parrot tasbi patrta rahta hai.iss admi kay hamsay kay pass ek female parrot hoti hai JO BOHAT HI SHARARTI HOTI HAI.har waqt kisi ko tang karti rahti hai.Female parrot wala admi apnay hamsay say kahta hai kah aap mera parrot apnay parrots kay pass rakh lain taikah woh bhi aap kay parrots ki tarah sharif ho ay .Woh kahta hai kah theak hai.lehaza male parrots wala admi female parrot ko apnay ghar lay ata hai .woh female parrot ko male parrot kay cage main rakh deta hai.jaisay hi male parrots female parrot ko dekhta hai jo tasbih parta rahta hai woh apni tasbi door phank kar sajday paray huay parrot say kahta hai uth yaar apni dua qabool hoo gai hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Aik tha rajaik thi rani

Aik tha raja
ik thi rani
dono mar gaye khatam kahani
,,
!
!
nechay kya laash dhund rahe ho? Bola na khatam
kahani;->

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Humne Aik Aisa Cheez

Pathan : Humne Aik Aisa Cheez Banaya Hai Jiske Zareye Deewar Ki Dusri Taraf Dekha Ja Sakta Hai,

Scientist: Wo Kya Cheez Banaya Hai Tumne?

Pathan: "SORAKH"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

:( :(

My Wife: Ahmed ki Dulhan kitne khubsoorat hai na?
Me: Yes buhut khobsoorat hai.
Wife: Sharam karain.
Me: -.- :(

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

Usne Muje Roka Tha Kya?

Wife: Apka Dost Galat Ladki Se Shadi Kar Raha Hai
Aap Use Rokte Kyu Nahi?

Husband: Main Kyu Roku?
Usne Muje Roka Tha Kya?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)