Beta Baap K Pas Gya Aur Kaha
Ek Wakeel K Betay Ko uski maan Ne Thapharr Mara.
Beta Baap K Pas Gya Aur Kaha Ammi Ne Mujhe bilaWaja Maara hai.
Baap Ne Usay ek aur Thapharr maara aur Kaha: Wakeel K Bete HoKar Tumhen Itna B nahi Pata K SupremeCourt K khilaaf Appeal HighCourt mai nahe Hoti.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1010 views
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