Aussie Love Story

Dazza is driving over the Sydney Harbour Bridge one day, when He

sees His Girlfriend Shazza about to throw herself off.

Dazza slams on the brakes and yells, "Shazza what in the Blazes d'ya think ya doin'?"

Shazza turns around with a tear in her eye and says,

"G'Day, Dazza.

You got me pregnant, so now I'm gunna kill meself".

Dazza gets a lump in his throat when he hears this.

"Shazza", he says "Fair dinkum love, not only are ya a top root, but

you're a real sport too!"

and drives off

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 784 views
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