Dazza is driving over the Sydney Harbour Bridge one day, when He

sees His Girlfriend Shazza about to throw herself off.

Dazza slams on the brakes and yells, "Shazza what in the Blazes d'ya think ya doin'?"

Shazza turns around with a tear in her eye and says,

"G'Day, Dazza.

You got me pregnant, so now I'm gunna kill meself".

Dazza gets a lump in his throat when he hears this.

"Shazza", he says "Fair dinkum love, not only are ya a top root, but

you're a real sport too!"

and drives off

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 994 views

Farishte Qabar Mein PATHAN Ko

Farishte Qabar Mein PATHAN Ko Maar Rahy Thay...!!!

Woh Hans Raha Tha..

Farishton Ne Waja Puchi To Bola:

Hum Khudkash Hamle Mein Mara Tha..

Ye Sar Hamara Hai Aur Jism Kisi Aur Ka..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Poor theif

Ek chor amir aadmi ke ghar mein chori karne gaya.
Tijori pe likha tha “Tijori ko todne ki jaroorat nahi
hai, 452 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan
dabao, tijori khul jayegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm
baja aur police aa gayi.”
Jate jate chor seth se bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se
vishwas uth gaya hai!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

kissing your wife in your home

A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
"He's not my friend."

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Solid REPLY.

Solid REPLY.
GF- Kal tumhe kitne call kiye.,
lekin

tumne phone nahi uthaya.???
BF-Q uthau

45 Rs. deker jo gana lagwaya he wo kya tera baap sunega..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Pathan Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya

Ek Pathan Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:

Pathan Tarap Tarap k Marne He Wala Tha,

K

Usay Yaad Aaya

K

Bijli 2 Din Se Band Hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)