Ladke Ki Pepsi Me Zahar
Ek aadmi pepsi saamne rakh ke udas betha tha.
Dost aaya pepsi Pee kar bola: kyun udaas hai?
Aadmi: Aaj to din hi kharab hai,
Subah Biwi se jhagda ho gaya,
Raste mein car kharab,
Office late, Boss ne nokri se nikal dia,
Ab suicide ke liye Pepsi mein zahar milaya tha.
Wo bhi tu pi gya.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 560 views
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