Rita: AcHanak hi tum bacHat krne lagi Ho.

Rita: AcHanak hi tum bacHat krne lagi Ho.

Gita: Ha yaHi mere pati ki akHari kwaHis tHi, dubte samay ve yaHi keH raHe tHe "BACHAO BACHAO"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 625 views
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