Whats the Best Punishment For a Woman?

Give her New Clothes,
Matching Jewelery &
Nice Cosmetics...

And then Lock her in a Room
Without a Mirror. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 928 views

Khushi ki waja

Railway Station pe shohar Bv ko leny gaya

Bv: dekho wo admi kitna khush dikhai de raha hai

or tum ?

Shohar:Wo apni Bv ko chorny aaya hai leny nahi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Agerbeghwan tumhe

Santa: Agar Bhagwan tumhe 1 wish de or Paise or
akl me 1 leno ho to tu kya le.
Banta: Isme puchhna kya hai me Akl lunga
Santa: Achha jiske pass jo cheej nahi ho wohi lena
chahiye

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

* Young Generation ki Dua *

Oh my .œGOD.
oh my .œMOLA.

give me one .œTOYOTA COROLA.

a mobile .œNOKIA YA MOTROLA.

God i m alone in ur whole world.

So plz give me one GIRL friend who has age of

. SOLA .

But the girl should be

. HOT AND SHOLA .

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

khana pakana a gaya

BiVi: Shadi K Shuru Mai Jb Main Khana Paka K Lati thi AP Ziada Muje Khilate or Khud Kum Khate Pr Ab Aisa kion Nahi Krtey ?

Shahor: Kion keh Ab Tmhe Khana Pakana Aa Gya hai;)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Baap : Sharab, Cigarette,

Baap : Sharab, Cigarette, Ladkiyan
Ye Sab Tumhari Jaan k Dushman
Hain..
.
.
Beta : Jo Shakhs Apne Dushmano
Se Dur Bhaage
.
Wo Mard Nahi Hota papa...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)