Punishment For a Woman?
Whats the Best Punishment For a Woman?
Give her New Clothes,
Matching Jewelery &
Nice Cosmetics...
And then Lock her in a Room
Without a Mirror. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 670 views
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