Bolne ka style
Teacher:kal tum school kiun nai ae
Sardar:gir gaya tha aur lag gai thi
Techer kia lag gai thi
Sardar:takia pe gir gaya tha aur ankh lag gai thi
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 670 views
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Aur botlain tornay laga
1st tori or bola:
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2nd tori or bola:
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Uski Aik Taang Neeli Ho Gai
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Zehar Phail Gaya Ha.
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To Hakeem Nay Kaha K
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Tumhari Bemari Samajh Aa Gai Ha,
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Munna: Bolay to apun ko tera operation dobara karna paray ga.
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Papa- ye kya tumhare maths me 1 marks aaya h
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Papa-Wat?
Son- sirf 2 zero ka frk he papa..aa jaenge;-)
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Pati-Patni Juice Corner Par Gaye.
Pati Ne Ek Banana Milk Shake,
Aur Patni Ne Do Orange Juice Liye.
Payment Ke Time Waiter Ne Maalik Ko Aawaj Di.
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Post Master in a post office told to a woman,”You have to put another stamp on this letter as it is too heavy.
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Aik sabzi farosh kay han bachah paida hua. Parosi waghira dekhnay kay liye aaye huye the.
Aik khatoon nay pucha: bhayi saheb bacha kaisa hai?
Sabzi farosh nay kaha: bilkul taza hai.
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jab Koi Ladki Ghar Se Bhaag Jane Ki Dhamki De,
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To Uske Maan-Baap Ko Chahiye Ki,
Use Ganja Kar Ke Ghar Bitha De,
Paanch Mahine Tak Bhagne Ka Naam Nahi Legi……… Takli.
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Teacher ne dusri class ke ek backe se kaha: Mene kal tumhe jo hindi ka path pdhaya tha, use sunao
Bacha: teacher aata nahi hai
Teacher: nahi aata hai to aisa karo jo aata hai wahi sunao
Bacha: mujhe to gana aata hai wahi suna du?
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Sardar: Three new girlfriends!
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