A blonde was telling a brunette that her computer broke. So the brunette said she would check the blonde's e-mail for her.

The blonde said, ''Cool! E-mail me and tell me what I got.''

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 666 views

The Way to Heaven

A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store.

As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, "Son, can you tell me where the post office is?"

The little boy replied, "Sure, just go straight down the street a couple of blocks and turn to your right."

The man thanked the boy kindly and said, "I`m the new pastor in town, and I`d like for you to come to church on Sunday. I`ll show you how to get to Heaven."

The little boy replied with a chuckle, "Awww, come on; you don`t even know the way to the post office!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pita- “Dekho Beta,

Pita- “Dekho Beta, Tum Kabhi Shaadi Na Karna, Yah Baad Me

Bahut Badi Musibat Paida Kar Deti Hai” Beta- “Haan Pitaji, Mai Kabhi

Shaadi Nahi Karunga Aur Yahi Shiksha Apne Bete Ko Bhi Dunga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Papa Ki Ladki Bitiya

Ek Father Ne Apni Beti Ko Kamre Mein Bulaya Aur Puchha

Father: “Beti Pehle Tum Muje Papa Kehti Thi, Ab Tum Muje Dad Kyu Kehti Ho?”

Beti: “Come On Dad, Papa Kehne Se Lipstick Kharab Ho Jati Hai, Samjha Karo Na“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

examiner ne aik bird ki tang

PATHAN Biology Ka Practical Attnd Krty Huye.
Examiner Ne 1 Bird Ki Taang Dikhaai, Or PATHAN
Se Us Bird Ka Naam Poocha..
PATHAN Bola:
I Don’t Know..
Examiner: You Have Failed,
Kya Naam Hai Tumhara?
PATHAN: Humara Taang Dekho Or Naam Bataao..!!
Baat krta hai sala ;->

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Hurry up. fill in

Hurry up. fill in the blanks with
"HAAN" or "NAHI"
1.__________main insan nahi hu
2.__________main hi bewakuf hu
3.__________mera koi ilaaj nahi
4.__________main pagal hi hu

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)