Papa to Santa
Papa to Santa: Teri class vich sab to mehanti bacha kon hai?
Santa: Mein han ji.
Papa: Oh kaise ?
Santa: Ji baki sab bache araam naal chairs te baithe rehnde ne te mein bench te khada rehnda haan ji.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 860 views
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1) Throw an agarbatti into the river. It make the boat lighter. Use it to light agarbatti
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3) Take some river water, let it fall drop by drop. You know that “Tip-tip barsa pani, pani ne aag lagai.”. Use it to light the agarbatti.
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