Pathan Ka Gurda Fail

Doctor Pathan Se:
Khan Sahab Tumhara 1 Gurda
Fail Ho Gaya Hy,,.,,

Pathan Bola:
Kitny Numberon Se?;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 658 views
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