Santa kadi chawal kha rha tha , ek makhi us par
baithne ki koshish kar rahi thi, ye dekh santa bola-
hat hat ye woh nhi hai jo tu samajh rahi hai....

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1232 views

Ye scooty kab li

Santa: Ye scooty kab li
Banta: Kal raat ko EK ladki mujhe scooty par bahut dur le gayi aur boli jo chahiye le lo ,
main Scooty le aya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

gabbar

Maa: Soja warna gabbar ajaiga,

Bacha: Pehle 100 rupeye do,
Maa: Q?

Bacha: warna me papa ko bata dunga mere sone k bad gabbar ata he.

by nadeem (few years ago!)

ek pathan shadi ki raat ko bhaut preshan

ek pathan shadi ki raat ko bhaut preshan huwa ke apni biwi se kiya bolun?

Akhir woh bola

kiya aap ke ghar walon ko pata haiy ke aap yahan mere sath ho

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Stop Giving Lectures Girls

Lady: Do you smoke?
Man: Yes
Lady: How many packs a day?
Man: 3 packs
Lady: How much per pack
Man: £10.00
Lady: And how long have you been
smoking?
Man: 15 years
Lady: So 1 pack cost £10.00 and you
have 3 packs a day which puts your
spending each month at £900. In
one year, it would be £10,800
correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: If in 1 year you spend
£10,800 not accounting for inflation,
the past 15 years puts your
spending at £162,000 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: Do you know that if you
hadn’t smoked, that money could
have been put in a step-up interest
savings account and after
accounting for compound interest
for the past 15 years, you could
have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you smoke?
Lady: No
Man: Where’s your fucking Ferrari
then?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Child to his father

Child to his father: Papa why mother’s tummy is getting so big?

Father: You naughty! you know everything.

Child: No, I don’t.

Father: There’s lot of water in your mother’s belly.

Child: Oh no, then my younger brother will drown in it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)