my girlfriend left me and sent
boy: my girlfriend left me and sent me a picture of her wid her new boyfriend
friend:how sad :( , wat did u do
boy:simple i sent dat sms to her dad!!!!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 944 views
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