Pagal Dentist Se
Pagal dentist se:
kya dard k baghair daant nikaal lete ho?
Dr: nahi
Pagal: Main nikal leta hn.
Dr: wo kaise?
Pagal: Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee ;) :P
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 889 views
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