Aapas me galtiyon ko

Aapas me galtiyon ko drguzar kia kro..
Qk
Drguzar na krogy to Mohbbat khtam hojaegi...
Jb Mohbbat khtm hogi to Rabita tot jaega...
Jb Rabita tot jaiga to Fasla ho jaega
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Or phr is waja se eid pe koi gosht bhi nahi dega :
('.')> Sorry Yar
/)( Galti Meri
/ \ Hi Thi...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 707 views
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