The polish student
A Polish student was in his college
campus bookstore.
Questioning the store clerk about a book for one of his classes, the clerk responded, "This book will do half the job for you."
"Good," the Polack replied, "I'll take two."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 869 views
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