A Polish student was in his college
campus bookstore.

Questioning the store clerk about a book for one of his classes, the clerk responded, "This book will do half the job for you."

"Good," the Polack replied, "I'll take two."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 876 views

Ek Angrez ko raat me bahut

Ek Angrez ko raat me bahut machhar kaat rahe the...


Usne gusse me aake saari light band kardi.
tabhi room ek jugnu aaya.


Angrez: Ohhhh no!!! India ka macchar sala ab torch leke dhund raha hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Oopar aasman hai

Oopar aasman hai
Niche sagar hai,
Aur ek bander isse
Shayri samaj kar parh raha hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip

A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip and told his wife that he had lost their entire fortune and that they'd have to drastically alter their life-style.

"If you'll just learn to cook," he said, "we can fire the chef."

"Okay," she said. "and if you learn how to make love, we can fire the gardener."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A little boy asks his father

A little boy asks his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”

& the father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Wife Husband And A Boyfriend

1 LADY APNE BOY FRND K SAATH GHUM RHI THI
,
ITNE ME USKA HUSBND AGYA OR USKE Boy Frnd KO
PITNE LGA.
.
LADY-MAR SALE KO,APNI BIWI GHUMATE NAI
,
DUSRE KI BWI KO GHUMANE LE ATE H.
.
(fir boyfrnd ko josh aya gya or wo husbnd ko mrne lga)
lady-mar sale ko,na khud ghumane le jata h na kisi or ko
ghumane deta he

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)