Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai.

Frog: Nahin hai.

Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.

Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 608 views
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