pathan to halwai
Pathan Halwayi se: Tum kitny salon se Jalebi bana rahy ho?
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Halwayi baray fakhar se: 20 saal se
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Pathan: Bari sharam ki baat hai tum se aaj tak Jalebi seedhi nahi bani
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