1 Sardar Ghar par movie daikh raha tha,
1 Sardar Ghar par movie daikh raha tha,
Achank zor zor chiLLane laga: Oey, Ooye KHOTIYA, Signature na karin Na
Oy Oy Na Ooe Oye na karin KANJRA…
Kamre me achanak BV aai to apne shohar ki ye aawazen sun kar boli:
kon c FiLam vaikh raey Oo g?
Sardar: Apni shadi di.:
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