Santa: Ye TV kitne Ka h?
Salesman: 1lakh Rs.
Santa: Y anythin Special?

Sal: Light chali gyi to Automatic off ho Jayega..
Santa: Oh,pack it..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1003 views

Chand bhi kya ajeeb cheez hai…

Chand bhi kya ajeeb cheez hai…
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Bachpan me ‘Mamu’ aur
Jawani me ‘Janu’ nazar aata hai…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

2 pathan jahaz pr safar kr rahe thay

2 pathan jahaz pr safar kr rahe thay.
2 ghante ki flight thi, achanak inhain intercom pr pilot ki awaaz sunai di.

Pilot: "Hum ne apna aik engine kho diya hai, magr fikr ki koi baat nahi hai. Kyun k 3 engine abhi baqi hain. Bs flight 2 k bajae 3 ghante taveel ho jae gi."

Aadhe ghante baad pilot ne phr intercom pr kaha k
"hum 1 or engine kho chuke hain, lekin fikr ki koi baat nahi. Abhi 2 baqi hain. Bs flight 1 ghanta mazeed late ho jae gi".

Is pr 1 pathan ne doosre se kaha,
"kya bakwaas ae khocha, agar am aakri 2 engine b kho diye to shayad sara din isi jahaz mai bethay rahen ge."

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

More Blonde Q&A

Q: What do you call an eternity?
A: Four blondes in four cars at a four way stop.

Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.

Q: What do SMART blondes and UFOs have in common?
A: You always hear about them but never see them.

Q: Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?
A: They think their picture is being taken.

by Kamran (few years ago!)

Girlfriend Ka RECHARGE

ISHQ Me DOLAT Sari Na Luta Dena..

Mummy Papa Ka Maan Mitti Me Na Mila Dena..

Ghar Se Jo Mily Hen Paise Sabzi K Liye Beta,,

Bazar Ja K Girlfriend Ka RECHARGE Na Kera Dena..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jin ka bacha

Masjid mai elaan hogia ke
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1 bacha mela hai JIN KA HAI, aa ke le jayen
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1 Pathan jaldi agia owr bola: Mujhe bhi dikhawo "JIN" ka bacha kesa hota hai !

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)