Santa: Ye TV kitne Ka h?
Santa: Ye TV kitne Ka h?
Salesman: 1lakh Rs.
Santa: Y anythin Special?
Sal: Light chali gyi to Automatic off ho Jayega..
Santa: Oh,pack it..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1270 views
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KHAN NA SARDA SA POCHA..
KHAN:- SARDAR JI AP JAHAZ MAIN SAFAR KIYUN
NAHI KARTAY.
SARDAR:- MOJAY MARNA SA DAR LAGTA HY
KHAN:- MOUT KA TU EIK DIN MOQARAR HY PHIR
DAR KASAY
SARDAR:- MAIN BI JANTA HON KA EIK DIN
MOQARAR HY LIKAN FARAZ KAROO MAREE ABI
ZINDGI HY LIKAN POILT KAY MARNAA KA TIME AA
GIYA TU.....
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Aik shakhs ka gadha chori ho gia
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ap q gaor kar rahe hain lagta hai ap ne dhondh k dena hai
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Ek bund se samundar nhi banta,
rone se mukaddar nahi banta,
patana hai to pure girls hostel kn patao
1 - 2 ladki patane se koi sikandar nahi banta.
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Teacher: Tumhari zindagi mai sab se zada kis book ne madad ki ha?
Student: Mere Papa ki cheque book ne.
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Ek Admi Ne Bhagwaan Se pucha
he bhagwaan kripya mujhe ye bataye ki
100 saal apke liye kya hai?
bhagwaan ne kaha : mere liye wo ek second ke barabar hai.
Man: To Fir Ek crore rupees aap ke liye kya hai?
GOD: Ek Rupye Ka Sikka (coin).
MAN: Chalo Fir mujhe Ek coin dedo.
God: Ek second ruko Abhi Deta Hu....
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
2 pandito mei ladai ho rhi thi.
Tisre pandit ne aakr pucha kya hua ?
To 1 pandit bola : jb mei lehsun pyaj ni khata to
isne mere chiken mei dala Q ?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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included, besides being true, the story is most
likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
A little boy wrote this letter to his grandmother:
Dear Grandmother,
I'm sorry I forgot your birthday last week. It
would serve me right if you forgot mine next
Tuesday.
With love, Mike
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L.I.C Wale Bhi Kya Gazab Scheme Banate Hai
L.I.C Wale Bhi Kya Gazab Scheme Banate Hai
Logo Ki Biwion Ko Paas Bitha Kar Pati Ke Marne Ke Faide Batate Hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Admi ne Hotal k Room mai Computer dekha to
socha k BV ko Mail kr doon.
Jaaldi mai mail Ghalat Address pr Send hogaee.
Jis Orat ko Mail maili us k Shohar ka 2 din pehly
inteqal hua tha.
Mail Parhty hi Orat Behosh hogaee,Likha tha
Begum Me Kheriyat se Pohunch Gya hoon Idhar Net
b Mojud he,Jaga Choti Pr Shandaar Hai,Thandi
Thandi Hawa Jannat Ka Maza Deti Hai.Dhool Matti
Nhi Hai,Mene Jo White Kaprre Pehne Thy Wo Ab Tk
White Hian,Kal Hi Tumhy B Blwa Lun Ga
*~~InShaLLaH~~*
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Koi mar nahi jata injection
lagwane se Galib Bass
uthne baithne ke andaaz badal jaate hain… ;)
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