Banta: When did George Washington die?

Santa: Two days before his funeral.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 889 views

Once Rakhi Sawant goes to LIC Office.

Once Rakhi Sawant goes to LIC Office.

Rakhi: I want to get my body insured.

Officer: Sorry Madam, we do not insure Public Property.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Hamara dog football khelta hai

USA: Hamare dog Fotball khelte hai.
JAPAN: Hamare fish dance Karte hai.
CHINA: Hamare Hathi cycle chalate hai.
INDIA: HAMARE GADHE GOVT CHALAATE Hai.;-).

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

pathan

Pathan: Tumhara Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai

Shrbat Me Dala Phat Gaya

Dudh Wale Ne Pocha

Konse Sharbat May Dala Tha?

Pathan : LIMOO PANI Me..

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

Lipstick problem

The principal had a problem with some girls who
were starting to use lipstick. When applying it in
the bathroom they would blot their lips on the
mirrors, leaving lip prints.
Before it got out of hand, he thought of a way to
stop it. One day he gathered together all the girls
who wore lipstick. He then took them into the
bathroom and lectured about how hard it was to
clean the lipstick off the mirrors. The principle
then asked the custodian, who was present, to
demonstrate.
The custodian took a long handled brush, dipped it
into the toilet and vigorously rubbed the lipstick
off the mirror.
From that day forward, the mirrors stayed lipstick
free.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

ek baar aadmi ne bhagwan se kaha

ek baar aadmi ne bhagwan se
kaha, aapne aurat ko itna sundar
kyon banaya hai?”

Bhagwan bole,”taki tum unse
pyaar kar sako.”

Aadmi bola, “ to phir unhe itna
bevkoof kyon banaya hai?”
bhagwan ne jawab diya, “taki
wo tumse pyaar kar sake.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)