Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu

Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?

Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.

Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 649 views
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