1 larki interview dene gyi

1 larki interview dene gyi
boss-woh kya chiz h jiske 2 tyre hote h..?
larki-bike..
boss-nhi..honda bike
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boss-woh kya chiz h jiske 4 tyre hote h ?
larki-car..
boss-nhi..maaruti car
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ab larki ki baari thi
larki-woh kya chiz h jo bahar se white pr uske andar kala gola hota h..?
boss-hehe..aankh
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larki-nhi..saale teri maa ki ankh..

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