Will U Marry Me
Girl Ask Sardarji:
“Will U Marry Me”
Sardar Ji Replied: No !!
Mai Shadi Sirf Apne Relatives Mai Kere Ga
Mama Ne Papa Se Ki Thi
Bhayya Ne Bhabhi Se Ki
Aur Mai Apni Biwi Se Karon Ga
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 761 views
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