santa tense kitne prakar k hote h
Teacher:santa tense kitne prakar k hote h
Santa:3
T: very.gud. example batao
Santa:kal apki beti ko dekha. Aaj pyar krta hu. Kal bhaga k le Jaynga
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 917 views
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Other Girl
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Now
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A Funny Test
Take This Stress Test by Answering 2 Questions...
1. Which Mouse has Two Legs?
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Ans. Mickey Mouse.
2. Which Duck has 2 legs?
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If you answered Donald Duck,
You Are Under Stress.
Because All Ducks have Two Legs.
So Please Chill out and Enjoy.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Faqeer: ALLAh k nam par ek rupiya do
Dokandar: Baba kal ana ,
Faqeer: Es kal kal ke chakar me
Es Market me mere Lakhon rupay phanse howe hain :8
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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Enginr sahb ka ghr konsa h?
wo jo bada bngla h,wo"
2010 "xcuse me,
yha engineer ka ghr konsa h?
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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found
telephone
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found
elctric bulb
MARCONI
found
radio
COLUMBUS
found
America
tu bas MOBile nu angutha marija nalayak!
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