santa tense kitne prakar k hote h
Teacher:santa tense kitne prakar k hote h
Santa:3
T: very.gud. example batao
Santa:kal apki beti ko dekha. Aaj pyar krta hu. Kal bhaga k le Jaynga
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 894 views
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