ALLAh k nam par ek rupiya do
Faqeer: ALLAh k nam par ek rupiya do
Dokandar: Baba kal ana ,
Faqeer: Es kal kal ke chakar me
Es Market me mere Lakhon rupay phanse howe hain
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 802 views
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