Pathan was Weeping:
Man: Kyon Ro rahe ho?
Pathan: Meri Murghi Mar gai.
Man: Mera Baap Mar Gaya Magar main to Nahi Roya.
Pathan: Oye Tera Baap kya Anday Deta tha-

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 726 views

Tumhari life

Jyotish:Tumhri life men 14 larkyan ayen gi
Boy" Oh yess... What a life!"
Jyotish: Ziyada khush mat ho.
1 Biwi or 13 betyan hongi.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

jo chabaye chewing gum

jo chabaye chewing gum

wo hai total paani kum

jis mein nahi hai dum

wo hai BAJIRAO SINGHAM

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bus ke peche bhagty howe

Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.
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2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

My name is sunlight

Teacher:” What is your name?”.
Student: ” Mera naam Suraj Prakash
hai.”
Teacher:” When I ask a question in
English, answer it in English.”
Student:” My name is Sunlight.

by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!)

Doctor Visit

A forty-ish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says "I don't care. I just came from the doctor and he says I have the breasts of an 18-year-old."

The husband said, "What did he say about your 41-year-old ass?"

"Your name never came up," she replied.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)