student life
Father to son: How did you write your exam?
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Son: They had asked questions which I didn't know, so I wrote answer which they will not know
by inayat khan (few years ago!) / 1004 views
Similar Jokes
Golden words
agr tm kisi ko chaho or hasil na kar sako to
fittay moon
balkeh durr fittay mun lakh di laanat tuwadi aashqi te
number menu de dio
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Boss during an Interview
Boss: There are two main rules for our company to select you.
Applicant: What is it Sir?
Boss: Our second rule is Cleanliness, did you wipe your feet on the mat near the door before coming in?
Applicant: "Yes Sir"
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Boss: Our first rule is trustworthiness and for your kind information there is no mat near d door!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kia ap k sar pe sengh hain?
Nai,
check kar lo,
paki bat hai nai hain
gadhe k sar pe hote bi nai hain.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Teacher:Which is the oldest animal in the world?
Banta:"ZEBRA".
Teacher:Shocked,how?
Banta:Because it is still "Black and White"!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
PPP VS MQM
PPP: Tum kitne bhutto maroge har ghar se Bhutto niklega.
MQM:Har ghar main Saathi bhejeinge phir p0nka bhutto niklega.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Ek Admi Roz Subha Perr (Tree) Ki Shaakh Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha
Poocho Kyon.?
Bechara MBA kr k Paagal Ho Gya Tha, Apne Apko BRANCH
MANAGER Samajhta Tha.!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Daku pathan k ghar ghus gaya
aur bola jaldi btao sona kahan hai?
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Pathan: pagal ka bacha! itna bra ghar hai, kahin
bhi so jao.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
SON: Abba idher AA.
MOTHER: Aise nai boltey beta, Abba ko izat ke sath bulate hain.
SON: Abba Izzat k sath idher aa ja :P :D
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Real Richness is When You Are So, E X P E N S I V E That No 0ne Can Buy Your, C H A R A C T E R.
by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
After robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me
robbing?
Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)