Kia masla hai ye

Boy and girl in resturant:jan tm se aik bat kehna chahta hun.
Girl:kia
boy:meri 2 girl friend aur bi hain.
Girl:dara dia mujhe laga paisay nai hain

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 564 views
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