Teacher: Y r u late?
Student: Mom n dad were fighting.
T: They were fighting,so u are late?
S: Actually 1 shoe was with dad and the other was with mom.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 985 views

lady wanted to go to toilet

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Banta: Do u know why women

Banta: Do u know why women starts with `W`?
Santa: Bcoz all questions start with `W`.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Beta mojhe vikram betal ki

maa - beta mojhe vikram betal ki fils dekhni hai
neta = woh vikram betal nahi woh bacchans ki paa film hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan

Teacher:
Dunya me kitne
Bar-e-Azam hen?
Pathan:
4
Teacher:
Kn Kn Se?
Pathan:
1. Quaid-e-Azam
2. Sikandar-e-Azam
3. Mughal-e-Azam
Or
4. Mera Chacha
Haji Azam.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

BBC Reporter

BBC Reporter Pathan Se:

Ye Batayien K Platform Pr
Kharay Saray Pathan Kese Maray?

Pathan:
Ek Elaan Hua K Train Platform
Par Aa Rahi Hai Sab Ne Patri Par Chlang Laga Di

Reporter: Phir Aap Kese Bach Gye?

Pathan:
Mein Khudkushi K Liye Patri
Par Leta Tha Ye Elaan Suna To Mein Platform Par Ja Kr Lait Gaya

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)