Pita- “Dekho Beta,

Pita- “Dekho Beta, Tum Kabhi Shaadi Na Karna, Yah Baad Me

Bahut Badi Musibat Paida Kar Deti Hai” Beta- “Haan Pitaji, Mai Kabhi

Shaadi Nahi Karunga Aur Yahi Shiksha Apne Bete Ko Bhi Dunga

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