Pita- “Dekho Beta,
Pita- “Dekho Beta, Tum Kabhi Shaadi Na Karna, Yah Baad Me
Bahut Badi Musibat Paida Kar Deti Hai” Beta- “Haan Pitaji, Mai Kabhi
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