Pita- “Dekho Beta,

Pita- “Dekho Beta, Tum Kabhi Shaadi Na Karna, Yah Baad Me

Bahut Badi Musibat Paida Kar Deti Hai” Beta- “Haan Pitaji, Mai Kabhi

Shaadi Nahi Karunga Aur Yahi Shiksha Apne Bete Ko Bhi Dunga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1525 views
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A man and a woman are lying in bed, watching the ceiling and keep quiet. What are they thinking? The woman thinks, "He keeps quiet. He doesn’t want to talk. May be he’s get tired of me. He doesn’t love me anymore. He’s probably got someone else. I see. We’ll have to separate each other." The man thinks, "A fly. A fly on the ceiling. Wow! How keep it there and don’t fall?"

by inayat khan (few years ago!)
Petrol Khatam Hone Pe Kya Kare?

Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Gaon Mein Scooter Par Ja Raha Tha Achanak Petrol Khatam Ho Gaya,

Wahan Se Santa Gujar Raha Tha Aadmi Ne Santa Se Puchha.

Aadmi: “Sardar Ji Aas-Paas Koi Petrol Pump Hai Kya? Mere
Scooter Ka Petrol Khatam Ho Gaya Hai”

Santa Dimag Pe Zor Dal Ke Kuch Soch Ke Bola

Santa: “Is Time Kahan Petrol Pump Dhoodta Phirega, Raat Ka Time Hai Pani Daal Ke Leja,
Scootar Ko Kya Pata Chalega Ki Pani Hai Ya Petrol“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa ne apni sagaai tod di

Santa ne apni sagaai tod di kyunki ladki virgin thi.
When asked why, Santa bola: Jo aaj tak kisi ki nahi
hui woh meri kaise ho sakti hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Mother's and Wife's Tears

Chintu: Papa What's the Difference Between
Mother's Tears & Wife's Tears?

Father: Mother's tears Affect your HEART,

And
Wife's Tears Affect your POCKET. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Doctor Ko Muaf Kar Doon?

Sardar: Agar Operation Se Mujhe Kuch Ho Jaye To Ussi Doctor Se Shadi Kar Lena

Biwi: Aisay Kyun Keh Rahay Ho?

Sardar: To Kaya Doctor Ko Muaf Kar Doon?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
BOY TO GIRL

BOY TO GIRL- MUJHSE FRIENDSHIP KAROGI

GIRL- MERE GHARWALE ALLOW NAHI KARTE

BOY- HA HAAN JAISE MUJHE MERE GHAR WALO NE ASHIQI SOCIETY KI MEMBERSHIP DIL WA RAKHI HAI

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Doctor sahib ye dawa to

Sardar:
doctor sahib ye dawa to kahin se nahi mil rahi.
Pathan doctor:
Ooh hoo.. dawai likhna to hum bhul hi gaya ye to
hamara signature hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Dad Will Never Say

Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say

10. Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.

9. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?

8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain "up yours" attitude ... I like that.

7. Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car -- GO CRAZY.

6. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son?

5. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend ... you might want to consider throwing a party.

4. Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies -- you know -- that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.

3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring -- now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall.

2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.

1. Father's Day? aahh -- don't worry about that -- it's no big deal.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek baar ek terrorist ne ek budhi

Ek baar ek terrorist ne ek budhiya ke ghar me bomb rakh diya.
Log chillaye – Budhiya bomb hai, Budhiya bomb hai.
Budhiya sarmakar boli : Dhatt teri, wo to mein jawani me thi!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Khush kismat ho

Admi:yar mushkil me hun meri b.v aik kis k .100 rupee leti hai.
Dost :tum khush kismat ho dosrun se to wo 500 leti hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
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