Sardar vs dost
Sardar:aik din mujhe bahut gussa aya aur me ne zor se dewar pe laat mari aur wo toot gai.
Dost:aby jhoot mat bol
sardar:dewar nai meri laat toot gai thi
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 818 views
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