Chuhe k bacche khel rahe the

Chuhe k bacche khel rahe the tabhi 1 billi aayi,
1 chuha- Bhow Bhow

Billi chali gayi

Chuha apne friends ko bola Dekha Foreign Language sikhne ka Fayada!

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