The teacher asked Jimmy
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 611 views
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A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. However he was not prepared to pay the high prices, and after having failed to haggle the vendor down to a reasonable price level, ended up shouting "I don't give two hoots for your shoes man, I'll go and kill my own "croc!," to which the shopkeeper replied, "by all means, just watch out for those two "ole boys" who are doing the same!".
So the man went out into the Bayou, and after a while saw two men with spears, standing still in the water. 'They must be the 'ole boys' he thought. Just at that point he noticed an alligator moving in the water towards one of them. The guy stood completely passive, even as the gator came ever closer.
Just as the beast was about to swallow the him, he struck home with his spear and wrestled the gator up onto the beach, where several already laying Together the two guys threw the gator onto its back, where-upon one exclaimed "Darn! This one doesn't have any shoes either!".
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.
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2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty
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A Lukhnowi Nawab meets Pathan:
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by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Ek student ki aakhri khwaish Mujhe jala dena ya dafna dena, maru to 1 ghoot beer pila dena, mein tajmahal nahi chahta dosto, meri kabrpar girls hostel bana dena!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Cinema main khawaateen k huqooq
per film chal rahi thi.
1khaatoon ne josh mein naara
lagaya:
aaj ki aurat kiya nahi kar sakti?
Pathan bola road per peshaab.
by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)
TeaCHer: AGar APka Dost Or APki Lover Doob RaHe Hu to Aap Kis Ko BachaoGe?
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StuDent:Doob Jane Do Salon Ko WO 1 Sath Kia Kar Rahe ThAy.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Sardar and Police man
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hans rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Wife: Agar main mar jaun to tum kya karoge?
Husband: Shayad main mar jaunga.
Wife: Kyon?
Husband: Kabhi kabhi zyada kushi janleva hoti hai….
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Police Officer Bachey Se:Beta Kia Tumhare Abu “Al Qaida” Me Hain?
Bacha: Uncle! Mujhe Abu Ka To Pata Nahi! Per Main
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Pathan (Bohat Soch K):
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Akhbar Mein Hum Rotiyan La Sakta Hai,
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