Maine Tujhe Kutte pe Essay

Master- Maine Tujhe Kutte pe Essay Likhne ko Kaha tha,
Likh K kyu nai Laye?

Santa- Masterji, Jaise hi Maine Kutte pe Pen Rakha wo Bhag gaya.

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