Baqi Batein
2 aurton ko 20 saal ki saza mili 20 saal ek sath jail me guzaar kar jab dono riha hui to dono ne muskurate hue kaha
Chalo ab baqi batein ghar phnch kr krte he :P
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1015 views
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