Sab Kehte Hai Dunia Me

Maa-Bap Se Badkar Koi
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Jaldi Se Shadi Karlo
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Maa-Baap Ban Jao

Rishta Whi,
Soch Nyi.:-P;-):-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 850 views

1 admi apny dost

1 admi apny dost k gar gya Ghanti bajany par aik chota sa bacha bahir nikla.

Admi bola: Beta ap k abu ghar par hen?

Bacha: Je wo to bazar gay howy hen.

Admi: Acha apny bary bhai ko bolao?

Bacha: Wo cricket khailny gay hen.

Admi: Acha tumhari ami to ghar hon gi?

Bacha: Je wo apni sahailiyon k sath picnic par gai hen.

Wo admi jal kar bola: To beta ap ghar men kiyon baithy hen, Ap b kahen jaen.

Bacha bola: Men b tu apny dost k ghr aya hua hu

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Sub mujse darty hain or main BV se

1) POLICE MAN:
Sub mujse darty hain or main BV se

2) MOCHI:
Main juton ki maramat krta hun or BV meri

3) TEACHER:
Main school mei lecture deta hun or ghr mei sirf sunta hun,

4) OFFICER:
Main office mei BOSS hun or ghr mei Nokar,

5) JUDGE:
Main court mei faislay sunata hun or ghr mei khud insaf ka talabgar!

Faisla aap k hath mei hai,

kunware rho
khush rho.
No Wife Easy Life.

Jo shadi kr chuky hain wo Sabar kren jin ki nhi hui wo shukar kren.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

How much will cost this?

Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist: $100.00.
Patient: $100.00 for just a few minutes work?
Dentist: Well, I can extract it very slowly if you
like.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardarji : Motor bike se bade jor se

Sardarji : Motor bike se bade jor se aatein hai aur niche gir jate hai. Public sab aakar uper uthake puchne lagte hai, “sardar ji kaise ho?“ 

Sardar : Arre arre chodo bhai aap logon ki dimag kharab ho gaya hai ky YE MERA UTARNE KA STYLE HAI… 

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Dosto, Aakhirkar Pata Chal Hi Gaya

Dosto, Aakhirkar Pata Chal Hi Gaya Ki 2012 Mein Duniya Khatam Kyun Ho Jayegi?

5/8/2012 Ko “Friendship Day” Aur “Raksha Bandhan” Ek Hi Din Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)