Wife:Is Saal Rozay Rakho Gai?
Husband:Nahi
Wife: Aur Taravih Perho gai?
Husband: Mushkil Hai

Wif: Aur Aftari Kero gai?
Husband: Zahir ha
Kia bilkul he kafir smja hua hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 2877 views

Student

Father to Son: Sath walon ki larki ko dekh lo,
wo exam mai "First" ayi hai, owr tum..
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Son: Usi ko tu dekhta tha,
tabhi tu "Supply" ayi hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Banta: Yeh chaaku kyun ubaal rahe ho?

Banta: Yeh chaaku kyun ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: Toh phir ubalne kyu, kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Ek dukhi girlfriend ne,

Ek dukhi girlfriend ne,
apne boyfrnd ke liye,
shayari likhi……………….
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Phoolo ka raja,
Baharo ka shahzada…..
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Dil tor kar chala gaya… .
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KUTTA, KAMINA, HARAMZADA

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

What is deference between

What is deference between ZARDA and ZARDARI

ZARDA eats at marries…

And
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ZARDARI eats all these marries..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boss to Secretary

Boss to Secretary: For a week we'll go abroad.
She calls her Husband: For a week I & boss going
abroad.
Husband calls Girl-Friend: Wife going, let's go for
outing.
Girlfriend calls her student: For a week you are
free.
Little boy calls his Grandpa: I'm free.
Grandpa(Boss) calls Secretary: Tour cancelled.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)