The Ideal Man
At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.
"The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. Entertain. And stay home at night!"
A lady at a nearby table overheard this and spoke up, "Girl, if that's all you want, get a TV!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 722 views
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